Pls tell me a joke




y0urekillinmesmalls:

geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

Via: deanandthedemonbloodprinceSource: geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr

joshpeck:

so many of you have changed your icons and urls and i really don’t even know who half of you are anymore i just go with it

Via: shoyohinataofficialSource: joshpeck
willowsblaze:

daddymink:

Tumblr mobile in a nutshell

Im on mobile whats the image im scared

willowsblaze:

daddymink:

Tumblr mobile in a nutshell

Im on mobile whats the image im scared

Via: aobasyellowanklesocksSource: daddymink

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

Via: trustSource: shouldnt
totalarianalive:

reginasmom:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face

incredible

Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

totalarianalive:

reginasmom:

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Beyoncé is praying I can see it ha face


incredible

Beyoncé works miracles y’all 

Via: potassiurnSource: springnow86

aphkugelmugel:

seeing untagged porn on your dash

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Via: thefaultis-inourselvesSource: spookynetherlands

bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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Via: sorrySource: bradtitt

glowcap:

if u see someone trying to steal ur anime gf just send them this

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Via: makoto-tachi-bootySource: glowcap

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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Via: kimkaysbabySource: mexicanest

slimedeath:

demiflower:

being a cishet looks boring why do people do that

Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look

Via: aobasyellowanklesocksSource: demiflower-remade43234

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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Via: kimkaysbabySource: combustionbend

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

Via: jolyeneSource: egberts
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